Each year we hold an annual party known as Derbytaunt, it’s our chance to get all dressed up and celebrate the previous season. This year we also gave out awards that were voted on by league members – with the exception of the Fan Favorites who were chosen by the fans.
New Jax City Rollers
MVP Blocker 2012 – Tera Bites
MVP Jammer 2012 – Nuke
MVP Pivot 2012 – Buckie Rebel
Most Improved Skater – Lei Toro
Bad A$$ Mother F%#*er – Crash
Rookie of the Year – Laya Landmine
Triple Threat – Meow Mix
Most Reliable – Fancy Schmancy
Stinkiest Gear – 12 Gauge
Gnarliest Injury – Shady Godiva
Most Underrated – Elle Train
Best Dead Leg – Lucinda Knickers
Most League Spirit – Kimbustible
Most Likely to Win the Afterparty – Flux Decapitat’r
Penalty Queen – Compton’s Most Wanted
Penalty Angel – Miley Virus
Best Derby Tattoos – Kat Von Skratchereyezout
Most Dedicated – Dirty Rawkstar
Deadliest Booty – Nino Brown
Most Likely to Live up to her Derby Name – Deviant Behavior
Most Knowledgeable – Daytona Beotch
Most Feared – Whips Udaisy
Home Team
MVP Blocker 2012 – Tackle BoXXX
MVP Jammer 2012 – Blueberry MILF’N
MVP Pivot 2012 – Oh Em Gee
Most Improved Skater – Chloe Ayka
Bad A$$ Mother F%#*er – Jamsterella
Rookie of the Year – Evilyn Tent
Triple Threat – Sketchy Bomber
Most Reliable – Skitz O’Freenia
Stinkiest Gear – Killer Lay
Gnarliest Injury – Gem Genosyde
Most Underrated – Oh Em Gee
Best Dead Leg – hAze*ly
Most League Spirit – YO-Rage-E-N
Most Likely to Win the Afterparty – Lola D’Bruizsky
Penalty Queen – Legs R Us
Penalty Angel – Dizasterous Darlin
Best Derby Tattoos – Cruella Duval
Most Dedicated – Assassination Tango
Deadliest Booty – Aimz 4 You
Most Likely to Live up to her Derby Name – Anita HardOne
Most Knowledgeable – Sass N’ Bash
Most Feared – Tackle BoXXX
Fan Favorites
New Jax – Meow Mix
Home Team – Sketchy Bomber
NSO/Ref Awards
Rookie NSO – Eric Christensen
Rookie REF – Hot Pie
Best Boutfit NSO – Jew Bully
Best Boutfit REF – Hamman Legs
Most Likely to do 100% More Dancing NSO – Kimical Spill
Most Likely to do 100% More Dancing REF – Derby Devil Dog
Most Likely to be Taken Out by a Skater – Nanny McPhear
Most knowledgeable NSO – Jew Bully
Most knowledgeable REF – MaXXX Power
Most dedicated Freshmeat who has NSO’d – Eleanor Grill
Most Likely to Disagree with MaXXX NSO – Kimical Spill
Most Likely to Disagree with MaXXX REF – Zackeroni N’ Cheeze
Most Dependable NSO – Mysty
Most dependable REF – Derby Devil Dog
Most Derby Spirit NSO – Jew Bully
Most Derby Spirit – Hamman Legs
Most likely to skate into a pole – Nanny McPhear
Best Jam-Timer Moves – Mysty
